AISubs v3.7
Go ahead!
Africa!
One, two!
Congo!
Ghana!
Cameroon!
Colombia!
Cote d'Ivoire!
I thought you'd say Cote d'Ivoire!
Loser!
You said Colombia, didn't you?
No.
Why?
Loser!
Thank you very much!
[The winner is...]
You idiot!
You said the ending, didn't you?
You made me cry!
I was looking for a book, and I found an interesting one!
In other words, it's an African proverb!
Isn't it interesting?
Hey, it's interesting!
It's an African proverb, and it's written in Japanese.
It's about life, about work, about love, about reason.
It's divided into minor and major.
But it's an African proverb, so it's written in African-style kanji.
This time, you'll say "This is what it means in Japan," and then you'll say an African proverb in an anaomaly.
Wow, it's easy!
I'll give you an example.
If you're chased by a buffalo and you have to climb to the top of a tree...
What?
What did you say?
A buffalo can't climb to the top of a tree in an African-style kanji, can it?
That's right.
Wait, it's not like this between the trees.
It's like this.
You're all drawing pictures, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
No, you shouldn't!
I drew it.
Okay.
I drew it.
If you're chased by a buffalo and you have to climb to the top of a tree...
Jump into the Chaopraya River.
It's a Tairatsu proverb.
I just wanted to say that!
What was it?
If you're chased by a buffalo and you have to climb to the top of a tree...
Spend a day like that.
It might be close.
If you're chased by a buffalo and you have to climb to the top of a tree...
You can't go there anymore.
Huh?!
Wait, wait, wait!
Your drawing is amazing!
Write it down!
Write it down in Japanese!
What?!
This is a bonus, so our drawing is like this.
I know!
Wrong!
What?!
You drew it the closest.
The correct answer is...
If you get chased by a buffalo and you can't climb to the top of a tree, enjoy the scenery.
It's given to you.
Even if you're in a pinch, you can enjoy it as much as you can.
Oh, that's good.
That's a pretty good answer.
Second question!
Yes!
Some people can't dance well.
The next one is Ghana.
In Ghana, the sun is so strong that even though everyone's skin is black, they all have white skin.
The worse you are, the more you complain about your tools.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, I drew it!
Yes!
It's simple. You said it was hot earlier.
Some people can't dance well because the ground is too hot.
Well...
There are no tools, right?
That's right.
Next one!
Some people can't dance well because of the bad sound of a drum.
I see!
Some people can't dance well.
Isn't that mirrorball Kakao?
There's no mirrorball!
You can't dance in a mirrorball, can you?
You're pretty close.
Really?
The answer is...
Yes!
Some people can't dance well because of the bad sound of a drum.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
I'd rather go with Africa.
Surprisingly, I'm reluctant to go with Africa.
That's right.
I'll show you my face.
Next question!
Yes!
Let's start with Ghana again.
Ghana!
Rather than saying "f**k you" for life,
it's better to say "f**k you" for a day.
I know what you mean.
Excuse me.
Yes?
The person next to me...
Which one?
The person over there.
The person over there drew a picture that has nothing to do with the question.
This is really important.
This is important.
Does it matter?
I don't know.
Who is it?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all.
First of all, I thought it would be good to think about how Ghanaians feel.
That's why I wrote "salii muntari" here.
What are you talking about?
Don't you know "salii muntari"?
"Muntari" is too cheesy for me.
"salii muntari" is too cheesy for me.
Then who is it?
I'd rather live as a superstar for a day than live as a slave for a lifetime.
I see.
Then who is it?
I'm from Africa, so I don't know much about the world.
I'd rather live as a god than as a slave for a lifetime.
Oh, you mean...
I'd rather live as I please than being depressed by others.
That's right.
I'd rather live as I please than being depressed by others.
I'd rather live as I please than living as a slave for a lifetime.
Why do you keep getting away from it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
And you can't live your life to the fullest.
"Live as I please than live as a slave for a lifetime" is a little...
You can't live your life to the fullest.
You're wrong.
I'd rather live as a lion for a day than live as a sheep for a lifetime.
That's so African!
That's too suddenly African.
I'd rather live as a lion for a day than live as a slave for a lifetime.
Why did you compare it?
One day sheep and one life lion
One day sheep and one life lion?
You're the only one who doesn't know
You're the only one who knows
Next question
In this African-like environment
If we fight
Who will suffer?
Do you feel serious?
This is serious
I can guess this
This is really Japanese
I got it
I can guess this too
If we fight, who will suffer?
It's cheetahs
What is "new"?
It's like this
If we fight, who will suffer?
It's like this
If we fight, who will suffer?
It's like this
It's different
It's like teaching humans
If we fight, who will suffer?
It's elephants
I don't know
I see
Everyone is different
Wrong!
The correct answer is...
If elephants fight, grass will suffer.
Grass is growing.
Well, well, well...
It's not different at all.
Look, African dogs are fighting over there.
No, it's over there.
Your riding style is strange.
The next answer is African.
The next answer is...
Everything has...
...one thing.
But...
...it has two things.
The first thing always has an end.
It's interesting.
Give me a hint.
In Germany, people eat sausage.
In Hungary, people eat sausage.
What kind of hint is that?
For example, you can say it in a sausage.
It's about life.
Let me tell you in one word.
Can I say it?
Everything has...
...an end.
I know what you mean.
The first thing always has an end.
Just say it as it is.
I'm counting on you.
I got it!
I'll go first.
Everything has an end.
However, there are two things.
What do you mean?
I don't know what you mean.
I forgot what you said.
Everything has an end.
However, there are two things.
One thing always has an end.
It's about life.
I know what you mean.
Everything has an end.
However, there are two things.
It's about life.
The answer is...
I lost!
Anyway, there is only one ending for this video.
But we did it once in the beginning, so we'll do it twice in this video.
Oh! It was connected!
This is a really wonderful pattern.
Hoshimizu, Hoshimizu, Hoshimizu, Africa!
Hoshimizu, Africa!
I won't show you today.
That's it!